Funny

Grossest words in the dictionary

*WARNING: THE FOLLOWING WORDS ARE NOT FOR PEOPLE WITH WEAK STOMACHS*

 
We each probably have a list of words that make us cringe at the sight or sound of them. I can’t pin point what makes them so repulsive. They just are. So here is a list of my least favorite words. Grab a trash can!

  1. Moist
  2. Yolk
  3. Scrotum
  4. Panty/panties
  5. Smear
  6. Squirt
  7. Secrete
  8. Maggots
  9. Ointment
  10. Mucus
  11. Pus
  12. Curd
  13. Throb
  14. Shaft
  15. Raunchy
  16. Flaccid
  17. Horny
  18. Menstruate
  19. Penetrate
  20. Thrust
  21. Jizz
  22. Discharge
  23. Yeast
  24. Groin
  25. Clot
  26. Cyst
  27. Phlegm
  28. Lube
  29. Lubricate
  30. Coitus
  31. Glute
  32. Gluten
  33. Sack
  34. Crusty
  35. Lover

I cringed the whole time while writing this blog. I hope I didn’t make too many of you nauseous or throw up. But this blog post had to be written! Gotta keep things interesting! 

Comment some of your least favorite words and why you hate them!

100 Things

100 things… that make me happy

This blog is one of a series. Make sure you check out our previous 100 things lists. Shameless insertion of links to these blogs are listed below 🙂

100 things… you should love about yourself 

100 things… to do when you’re bored

100 things… (songs) you forgot about (until now!)

Today we are going to list 100 things… that make me happy!

  1. My family
  2. My friends
  3. My siblings
  4. Fresh fruit
  5. Food
  6. Funny or cute vines
  7. Receiving a compliment
  8. My home
  9. Warm clothes fresh from the dryer
  10. Cats (Cat Blogs are fun)
  11. Babies
  12. Dogs (Dog blogs are cool too)
  13. Eating food that you were craving
  14. Animals in general
  15. Baby animals
  16. My boyfriend
  17. Shopping
  18. The smell of rain hitting the pavement
  19. Having a job
  20. Pay day
  21. Candy
  22. Chocolate
  23. Listening to music (Check out our list of 100 songs)
  24. Having dance parties
  25. When your favorite song comes on the radio
  26. Blogging
  27. Soft blankets
  28. My bed
  29. Getting dressed up
  30. Getting out of work after a long day (Work work work work work work work)
    • Funny story- after I linked this, Work from Home by Fifth Harmony came on.
  31. Showering
  32. Good hair days
  33. Singing
  34. Receiving a package
  35. Finding money you forgot about
  36. A perfect temperature outside
  37. Being freshly shaved
  38. Popping bubble wrap
  39. A fully charged phone
  40. Wearing a cute outfit
  41. Clean sheets
  42. New seasons on Netflix
  43. Disney movies
  44. Going on dates with my boyfriend (Date ideas here)
  45. Taking a day off work
  46. Sales and clearance items
  47. New school supplies
  48. Warm towels
  49. Getting enough sleep
  50. Sleeping in
  51. Proving someone wrong
  52. Standing up for yourself
  53. New shoes, that don’t hurt!
  54. Not caring what others think
  55. The laughter of a child
  56. Writing lists
  57. The window seat
  58. Taking off your bra at the end of the day
  59. Comfortable clothes (especially after being dressed up)
  60. Traveling
  61. Having a support system
  62. Romance movies
  63. Exploring a new place
  64. Paying off loans
  65. Depositing money into the bank
  66. Falling in love with someone
  67. Realizing that they love you back
  68. Kisses
  69. Cuddling
  70. Warmth
  71. The smell of a garage
  72. Doing well on something you were nervous about
  73. Victoria’s Secret 6 for $26.50
  74. When your bra and undies match
  75. Rocking an outfit you thought you couldn’t pull off
  76. A fresh manicure and pedicure
  77. Watching an airplane take off (from the inside)
  78. Amazon 2 day free shipping
  79. Birthdays
  80. Holidays
  81. Pinterest DIY projects (here) and (here)
  82. Going to the beach
  83. Family cookouts
  84. Reaching a goal
  85. Driving when no one is on the road
  86. Receiving a tip at work
  87. Fireworks
  88. Carnivals (aka cotton candy and fried dough)
  89. “Elizabeth” snapchat videos
  90. New season of my favorite TV series (Find those here)
  91. Coffee
  92. Taking cheesy pictures
  93. Candid photos
  94. Looking at the stars
  95. Bubble baths & bath bombs
  96. Being tan in the summer
  97. Reuniting with a friend after a long time apart
  98. Having a clean and organized room (Check out our room cleaning blog)
  99. Pinterest boards
  100. Finishing a blog post (aka this list)

Shamelessly inserted multiple other blogs into this post so be sure to check out some of our other blogs! 🙂

Crazy Customers · Funny · Jobs

Crazy Customers: Fast Food Edition

Introducing the Fast Food Edition of our “Crazy Customers” blog post series! Make sure you also check out our first blog “Crazy Customers: Jewelry Store Edition”. Topics like this are relatable for practically anyone, because chances are your first job was working in the Fast Food Industry followed by some sort of job in Retail and so on…

Here are just some of the Crazy Customers that I’ve had recently working a fast food concession stand at a stadium near by.

  1. A little child came up to the counter and said “So, what can I get for free here?” Um, a straw? (We literally gave the kid a straw) Seriously?! Who sends their child up to the concession stand asking for free food?
  2. “Can I have a receipt for that?” Excuse me, but why do you need a receipt for a single water bottle you bought with cash? Blows my mind but sure, let me re-enter the order so I can print a receipt special for you.
  3. “Can I have a large draft beer?” “Of course, I just need to check your ID” “Really?” No, not really. It’s not at all required, I just want to know your birthdate for personal use. It’s not like it’s a law or procedure or anything important.
  4. “Do you have to take the caps?” This may not apply everywhere but the stadium I volunteer at we have to take off the caps to any drinks because fans used to throw them. And yes, we have to explain why to every customer who orders a drink.
  5. “I’ll give you more money if you let me keep the cap” I literally just explained to you that it’s required from the workers to take off all the caps. I’m sorry, I know it’s a pain, I have the blisters on my hand to prove it. I promise I’m not collecting soda and water caps.
  6. “Can I get a fountain soda?” “Which size, Small or Large?” “Medium” Was that an option? I didn’t think so. But let me ask again, this time I’ll take out one of each size just to make sure you understand there’s only two options… Small… or…. Large.
  7. On the same note, there’s the customers that open their sodas to make sure it’s filled to their liking. Clearly the quarter of an inch at the top of the cup is going to end up in the question “Can you just fill this up more?” Yup, have fun walking back to your seat wearing your drink.
  8. A customer walks up to the concession stand which is named “Tenders and Wings” with the question “Do you sell hot dogs here?” Hmm, let me check the menu… Chicken tenders… fries… chicken wings… Nope, I’m sorry, but there’s a hot dog stand right across the way there!
  9. “Can I have an order of chicken tenders with fries?” Once you get the order for them and return to the counter they say “I didn’t order that, I wanted fries” Well, you order chicken tenders with fries. Not an order of fries. But let me get that for you.
  10. Finally, there’s always the customer that adds on to their orders after paying already.
  11. Oh, or the one’s who come up to the counter not knowing what they want.
  12. Don’t forget the customers who you ask to stand to the side while their order is made, but they don’t move, so you can’t take the next person in line behind them.

Working in fast food is both crazy and fun. I love taking the customers orders and working the register, but don’t get me wrong, it’s not always fun when you hear the same silly questions over and over for five hours.

 

Disclaimer: If you are one of these customers please do not take this blog offensively, my teachers always said there is no such thing as a stupid question.

 

*** Hey fast food employees… as you know… there are stupid questions working in the fast food industry… ***

Blog Challenges

Where do you see yourself in five years?

Lately, there has been a popular trend going around on Instagram. The trend being the caption “Where do you see yourself in five years?” which ultimately leads to the picture posted being where they see themselves. In an attempt to make this trend on Instagram a trend in the world of blogging, instead of using a picture to describe where I see myself, I am going to use words. There are a ton of blogger challenges going around lately, so this is going to be the one that we are starting!
Here are the rules,

  1. Thank the person who nominated you for this challenge
  2. Simply respond to the question “Where do you see yourself in five years?” in a blog, respond to the multiple parts of the question (job, home, relationship, family, etc).
  3. Also make sure to say how old you’ll be in five years!
  4. Tag at least 5 other bloggers to do the challenge!
  5. In five years, do a follow up blog! (hopefully we don’t forget- or stop blogging by then)
  6. Mention the creator of this challenge (CObloggering)

Here goes nothing!

Hey Squishy, or O, where do you see yourself in five years from now? (I wanted to specify who was writing since two people write this blog)
In five years from today, my job would be…
Well, my plan is to finally get a job as an EMT. I’ve slacked on pursuing that career. But, I’m not giving up! I have a passion for helping people. I want to make a difference in people’s lives. I love the thought of saving someone’s life and being someone’s hero. So, I hope that’s what I’ll be doing with my career in 5 years!

In five years from today, my home life would be…

I sure hope I’m not living at home still. I see myself either having my own apartment or married and moved out with my husband. I plan on moving out on the next year or so! I’m very thankful for my parents and all they do for me. But, I’m 20 and ready to leave the nest.

In five years from today, my relationship status would be…

Well, I’m in a new relationship so only God knows what will happen! But, I don’t plan on getting rid of him anytime soon and our goal for the relationship is to end up married. I’ll be 25 in 5 years. I see myself either a newly wed or planning a wedding (that is if all things go well with me and my current boyfriend).

In five years from today, my family life would be…

Well…like I just said, I’ll either be a newly wed or planning a wedding (maybe) so I don’t see myself having children by then. So, I’ll have a husband (maybe) and some fur babies.

In five years from today, I will be… more independent, happy, and confident in what I do and what I want to do. I will be traveling to see the world and all the places I dream of seeing. I will be determined, ambitious, and overcome any obstacles that happen to get in my way. (I really like what Bubbles said so I’m going with this too. It’s how I want to be in 5 years – Squishy)

I hope that you guys enjoy this challenge blog post and I hope that this blog has kind of helped you learned some things you hadn’t known about me before!
Here are the blogs that I am nominating to continue our little blog challenge post!
Also, if I didn’t tag you in this post but you want to do the challenge, please do so!

Side note, I hope that just putting their links gives them a notification that I tagged them, because I have otherwise no clue how to do so 🙂

P.s. it didn’t, but no worries, I found out how!

I nominate:

  1. Zoe169
  2. Consider Yourself Warned
  3. Xoxo, jenn
  4. NYANILAVIDA
Blog Challenges · Our Thoughts

Unique Blogger Award

First off, we want to thank little Purple.Mage for nominating us for this challenge. Our response may be a little different that usual since we will both be responding to the questions!

Here are the rules:

  • Thank the blogger who nominated you and include a link to their blog.
  • Answer their 3 questions.
  • Include one meme and one quote you really like.
  • Nominate 8-13 bloggers to receive this award.
  • Ask your nominees 3 UNIQUE questions.
  • Add a link to the awards creator: A Girl’s Voyage- Wanderlust77

Here are the questions little Purple.Mage asked us:

  1. If you had to associate yourself with one scented candle, what would it be and why?

B:

If I were to be a candle, I would think it would smell fruity and summer-y and probably a little flower-y. I think thats a word. I tend to be a really happy, bubbly person which is why I would think the smell of my candle would be fruity and fresh.

S:

Coffee. Definitely coffee. It runs in my veins and it’s basically my obsession. I like to be all warm and cozy and I feel like coffee goes hand in hand with that.

2. If you came across a book that detailed your future, would you want to open it and read it?

B:

Interesting question! My immediate thought was no, which I am going to stick to. I wouldn’t open the book because I honestly believe that in my life right now I am on the right track to where my future will bring me. The future is unknown for a reason!

S:

Oh, that’s a hard one. The temptation would definitely be there. But, I like not knowing. If I knew what was going to happen, I would spend my life worrying if I’m making the right choices to get to that point.

3. What do you think is the meaning of life?

B:

The answer to this question obviously varies on who you ask, which is probably why this was one of the questions! I think that the meaning of life is for people to find their own happiness. I also believe that finding this happiness includes falling in love with someone who makes you feel happy. Falling in love gives your life more meaning because you get to spend your lifetime finding happiness with that person,whether it be traveling, getting married or starting a family you get to experience your happiest days with that person.

S:

I’m religious so my answer might be different from most people’s. I believe God created us to fulfill his eternal plan. (I won’t get into that because it would be too long). But I also agree with C’s answer!

One meme that makes me laugh?

B:

I just liked this one when I was searching through some because I recently started my first job and it gets really hectic. I work at a concession stand at a concert arena and intermission always has me like this.

Plot twist, there’s another. S actually made this one because we religiously watch The Walking Dead together. If you haven’t seen it you won’t understand. You also won’t understand if you aren’t a 90’s kid. But I think it’s hilarious.

S:


I don’t know why I love this one so much. Sometimes I say “I’m going to cut off your nipples” so this one just goes with that perfectly.

My favorite quote right now?

B:

I literally live off of quotes so this is actually a pretty tough choice. But after looking though my quotes Pinterest board I have made my decision. I can’t decide, so here are three. Whoops.

“Just when the caterpillar thought the world was over, it became a butterfly”. -Proverb

“Your value doesn’t decrease based on someone’s inability to see your worth”. -Unknown

“Life isn’t about waiting for the storm to pass, it’s about learning to dance in the rain”. -Unknown

S:

“We can complain because rose bushes have thorns, or rejoice because thorn bushes have roses.” – Abraham Lincoln

I agree that A Girl’s Voyage- Wanderlust77 ‘s idea of nominating our ten most recent followers is a great idea to get to know them better.

So we are going to nominate,

  1. Kevin Brown Poetry
  2. TinzRant
  3. Starlif
  4. NYANILAVIDA
  5. The Living Me
  6. HOT MESS goes to oz
  7. Ramona Crisstea
  8. Jefe YO Soy
  9. allofthischaos
  10. Making memories

(Yay for learning how to tag people for real five days later)

Our questions for them are…

  1. What is the weirdest food you’ve ever eaten?
  2. You’ve been arrested and placed in jail. What are you in for?
  3. Is the glass half empty, half full, or completely full? Why?
Blog Challenges

Where do you see yourself in five years?

Lately, there has been a popular trend going around on Instagram. The trend being the caption “Where do you see yourself in five years?” which ultimately leads to the picture posted being where they see themselves. In an attempt to make this trend on Instagram a trend in the world of blogging, instead of using a picture to describe where I see myself, I am going to use words. There are a ton of blogger challenges going around lately, so this is going to be the one that we are starting!

Here are the rules,

  1. Thank the person who nominated you for this challenge
  2. Simply respond to the question “Where do you see yourself in five years?” in a blog, respond to the multiple parts of the question (job, home, relationship, family, etc).
    • Also make sure to say how old you’ll be in five years!
  3. Tag at least 5 other bloggers to do the challenge!
  4. In five years, do a follow up blog! (hopefully we don’t forget- or stop blogging by then)
  5. Mention the creator of this challenge (CObloggering)

Here goes nothing!

Hey Bubbles, or C, where do you see yourself in five years from now? (I wanted to specify who was writing since two people write this blog)

In five years from today, my job would be…

I will be teaching second grade in preferably a public school most likely in my home state. I will have just received my Master’s Degree in Elementary Education and Psychology. With that being said, I see myself as a college graduate. Finding a job in my major out of college sometimes worries me, but I know by the time I receive my Master’s that I will definitely have a stable job, which will be nothing but my “dream job”. I truly have a passion for young children and teaching so there’s no doubt in my mind that there will be much of a change from now in five years. I was born to be an elementary teacher.

In five years from today, my home life would be…

I hope that since I will have a stable job for at least a year or two by then that I will be able to afford to buy my first home or apartment by this time. I don’t particularly want to stay at home forever and will eventually need to move out of my childhood home. However, I won’t be opposed to simply renting out the third floor apartment my mom owns as my own, even if that means she’ll be living right below me in the first floor. The point being, that in five years, I want to start living like an adult and being responsible for things as an adult. I don’t want to be much dependent on my parents at this point in my life.

In five years from today, my relationship status would be…

In five years I will be twenty-four years old. For me, this is a little bit too young to be married. Before I’m married I want to have a stable income and a stable job. I want to have a bulk amount of my college education paid for. And I want to take the time to save up for my dream wedding. So with that being said, in five years, I’ll probably be in a long-term relationship, probably living with this person and saving for a future together. And maybe, I’ll be engaged. But FYI, my wedding is already basically planned on my Pinterest board. Whoops.

In five years from today, my family life would be…

As I just talked about, I want to be stable in my job, income, and relationship before I start to have a family of my own. I want to be able to provide my future child with a home over their heads, food in their bellies and love in their hearts. In five years, if I’m married early, I may be considering having a child in the near future. More likely, if I am not yet married, I will probably just continue to have baby fever, just some advanced case of it and I’ll be preparing and saving for the right time!

In five years from today, I will be... more independent, happy, and confident in what I do and what I want to do. I will be traveling to see the world and all the places I dream of seeing. I will be determined, ambitious, and overcome any obstacles that happen to get in my way.

I hope that you guys enjoy this challenge blog post and I hope that this blog has kind of helped you learned some things you hadn’t known about me before!

Here are the blogs that I am nominating to continue our little blog challenge post!

  1. Elm (thanks for teaching me how to properly tag people)
  2. Diary of a Lonely Girl 
  3. My Irrelevant Thoughts
  4. The Savage Savannah
  5. And lastly, COblogging (aka Squishy, or O)

Also, if I didn’t tag you in this post but you want to do the challenge, please do so!

Side note, I hope that just putting their links gives them a notification that I tagged them, because I have otherwise no clue how to do so 🙂

(ps. it didn’t but Elm helped me figure it out!)

Blog Milestones

Our Blog Bucket List

Everybody has a bucket list, right? Well, for us, we have a blog bucket list! Now that we have started a better foundation for our blog, we have also started to come up with some goals and bucket list items for our blog in the future.

Here it is…

  1. Posts blogs regularly (Monday, Wednesday, Friday and occasionally on weekends)
  2. Have regular readers
  3. Receive “likes” on every blog we post
  4. Receive  “comments” on every blog we post
  5. Have interactive readers
  6. Have readers from every country in the world (Places In The World)
  7. Make our readers smile.
  8. Write about interesting topics.
  9. Be original.
  10. Become more involved with the news.
  11. Confront some controversial issues.
  12. Have many bloggers who follow our blog.
  13. Make the WordPress popular page.
  14. Keep this blog throughout the course of multiple years.
  15. Inspire our followers in some way

To be continued…

An Open Letter To.... · Family

An Open Letter to my Brother as he gets Married

To My Big Brother,

Today is the long awaited day that you will be marrying the love of your life.

Today is the first day of your forever together and I could not be any more happy for you.

You’ve had more than your fair share of difficult times and rough relationships. It is because of these rough times that I look up to you. You never ceased to stop being the wonderful person you are despite the hardest of times. You have been there for me through everything, literally since the day I was born. I want to thank you for being the best big brother any little sister could hope for.

Being a big brother, I know there was a lot of stress on you to be someone I would look up to, and trust me, I do. Not only have you been one of my biggest supporters in life but you have also been one of my best friends. You have always encouraged me to do my best and be the best person I could possibly be.

Throughout the past nineteen years of my life, you have always managed to be there for me no matter what or where you were in your life, which was obviously much different than anything I could understand since you’re older. I wanted to take a moment to thank you for this and thank you for being there for me twenty-four seven.

Back to today. Here it goes in the books, another successful marriage that began from a dating website. 

Today is the first day of the rest of your life. When you first introduced the family to her, I could tell by the look in your eyes that she was going to be something special. I’ve had the privilege to watch you experience your dating years throughout high school and college. But this? This was something different, I knew that she was the one for you not long after you started dating. She fits so well with you and you both have similar lifestyles.

I can tell that you are finally truly happy with your life simply by the way you look at her and treat her. I can only hope that one day in the far away future that I will be able to find a man who treats me as you treat her. I am so happy for you that you have at last found the woman you want to spend your life with.

I have been waiting for this day all year since you proposed. I am so honored to be in your wedding and can’t wait to share the love with you on your wedding day.  

I love you, Big Brother

Your Little Sister

Funny · Our Thoughts

A thank you note to coffee

Dear coffee,

Thank you for helping me get motivated to get out of bed every morning. You’re literally the only reason I get up if I don’t have work. Sometimes, you’re the only thing getting me through the work day. Thank you for helping me go to the bathroom. Gross, but come on on. We all know it’s true. Don’t deny it.

Thank you for warming me up. I like drinking you hot the best. There’s nothing like waking up cold in the morning and pouring fresh and hot coffee in your favorite mug and getting all cozy. Let’s talk about how delicious coffee smells.  I stop whatever I’m doing whenever I smell the warm and toasty smell of coffee. I don’t care if someone doesn’t like coffee, how can you not like the smell? It’s Gods gift to our olfactory senses.

Thank you for helping me tolerate people. Some days, I can’t handle people talking to me before I have my coffee. No talkee before coffee. It’s for people’s own good. I can always tell when I haven’t had coffee. Something just always feels off and I’m not in the mood for anyone (more than usual).

Thank you for coming in many different forms. Hot coffee, iced coffee, frappé, etc. Some people only drink a certain kind depending on the season. But me? Nah fam. I’m drinking hot coffee in the middle of the summer. I’m drinking ice coffee in a snow storm. I’ll accept you always no matter what form you’re in.

Thank you for being you, never change.

Love, coffee addict

For those of you who aren’t coffee people, what is your “coffee”? Comment below!

Funny · Jobs

12 Things you say Over and Over Working in Fast Food

1. Hi, what can I get for you?

This is a really simply way of greeting people, of course always spoken with a smile on your face.

2. What size drink? What kind of drink do you want?

This actually drives me insane. At my work we have two sizes, small and large. How many people do you think ask for the medium?

3. We have Pepsi, Diet Pepsi, Sierra Mist… Etc etc.

Then it leads to this, they don’t inform you what kind of drink they want so you have to list every single kind you have. Remembering all 8 of them is honestly a struggle. I personally love when a customer asks for Coke when clearly there’s Pepsi. There’s seriously Pepsi signs right in front of them.

4. Is that all?

I use this all the time when customers don’t really seem like they know if that’s all they want or not.

5. So that’ll be a *repeat order*

Once I get the go ahead that they are finished ordering, I’ll repeat the entire order just to make sure that I didn’t miss anything or they didn’t change their minds. It’s just easier than getting my manager to refund something later.

6. And you’re total is… $$$$$

For some reason this line is the one my customers never listen to. I tell them how much their order is and they’ll hand me the wrong amount. It’s quite awkward when you have to ask for more money than what they gave you.

7. You just need to complete the card transaction.

At my work, we have iPads as our register system so we just flip over the screen to the customer to complete the transaction. For whatever reason half of them don’t understand what just happened. This is also the only way I can “solicit” asking for a tip as the screen pops up with an option for it.

8. Would you like a reciept?

Not many people want receipts at a concert arena so my register doesn’t print every single persons order. I have to make sure that if the customer wants one I hand print it for them.

9. The condiments/napkins/straws are behind you on the table.

This is one of the most common questions I get asked. I don’t really understand why so many people can’t find the condiment station.

10. Here’s your change.

Just a really simple thing that’s slightly a necessary line in a fast food place. Duh everyone wants their change.

11. Have a nice day/night!

A friendly greeting goodbye to your customers is the last part of the order. Sometimes I even throw in enjoy the concert!

12. I can take the next person over here!

If you don’t say this after an order is done the people next in line just stand there watching you. You’d think it’d be common sense but I guess not!

And just like that you’re back to “hello, what can I get for you?”. It’s really just an endless cycle.